Citizens Emergency Crew, Inc
Bits, Pieces & Links
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Citizens Emergency Crew, Inc Bits, Pieces & Links
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BITS and PIECES
Being a member of a volunteer Rescue Squad is not all work and no play! Over the years we have all had our share of fun and no play. Here some of the laugh we have had.
Overheard at the VAVRS Convention in Virginia Beach - "Honest Captain, we did come back to the hotel. it was 4 AM this morning. There was no other place open that would let us in!
Patient upon arrival at hospital - "I will be ready to come home in 2 hours come back and get me then"
EMTs Dropping the patient at hospital - "Hahahahahahahahahaahahha (while holding their sides)"
Sign posted on Crew member room door at rescue college after he went to bed - "Young single male seeking female for fun and pleasure. Call room 203 for a good time!"
Heard 30 seconds after the phone rung in room 203- "HEY YAWL..some woman just called my room and said she was on the way down and gonna show me a good time!...What am I supposed to do?"
From a patient enroute to the Hospital - "Can we go thur the drive-thur at Wendys on the way in?
Pick up line used in a bar when a hurricane canceled the 19xx convention - "We're all with a special rescue team sent in to help after the hurricane! Can I buy you another drink?"
The President after finding a Rescue Randy perched on the toilet after a 2 AM crew call - "Acccccck"
ST to a CT on a drowning call - Step away from the defibrillator and no one gets hurt (there was 2 inches of water floating in the back of the ambulance).
Captain to EMT while transversing rough terrain on a night call with an O2 cylinder - "Watch out, there is a steep bank near here somewhereeeeeeee... OUCH!!!!"(Ding..ding..ding).
Student after being lashed in a stokes basket and left against a wall during lunch - "Hey .. I got to go to the bathroom".
LINKS
Our favorite Links! Most are EMS related but some are just for a little fun!
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